Program description How do you describe the indescribable? Zany, humorous, eclectic and always entertaining.     Our name, The Loose Canons, says it all!     Our repertoire includes funny, satirical, semi-political, do-wop, original parodies and socially (ir)responsible songs.     An evening of pure musical fun!! "A cross between Manhattan Transfer and Second City!"

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Beth Hatikvah at Birchwood Manor, Whippany B'nai Keshet, Montclair B'nai Or, Morristown Canal Walk, Somerset Cong Agudath Israel, Caldwell Cong B'nai Israel, Basking Ridge Cong B'nai Israel, Toms River First Night Morris, Morristown's New Year's Eve celebration Garden State Yacht Club, Hopatcong Lackawanna Sail Club, New Vernon Milk and Honey Club, Wanaque Reserve, Wanaque

Morris County, Morristown's July 4th Celebration Oheb Shalom Congregation, South Orange Park Avenue Club, Florham Park St. Mark's Episcopal Church, Basking Ridge Summit JCC, Summit Temple Emanu-El, Livingston Temple Emanu-El, Westfield Temple Sinai, Basking Ridge The Troubadour (ex Minstrel), Morristown The Fairways, Lakewood

Plus Rotary International, College Reunions, Hadassah, House Concerts, Holiday Parties, Coffee Houses, and more ...

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." "Our fundraising improved 453%!"

"Better than the Capital Steps ... and more affordable too." "I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe."

"I was so impressed with your group - I was jealous, no, pleased with the audience reaction.
I would love to perform with you guys some time."
    Folksinger Roger Deitz, writer for Sing Out Magazine

"The audience thoroughly enjoyed your wonderful, witty and clever presentation.
Unlike 'Loose Cannons,' your program was right on the mark.   Your show was the highlight of our season."
    Marty and Zina Wolin, Hazak Program Coordinators; Lakehurst, NJ

"You amazed, delighted, and thrilled us all.   We have received nothing but glowing feedback.  
Many, many thanks for a sensational and memorable evening."
    Marcia Schran, Connections Organizer, Morristown, NJ

"It was fabulous!   I laughed my arse off.   Everything about the show was great: the singing, the arrangements, the jokes, the introductions, the flow, the warmth, the spirit.   The only problem was the length: I didn't want it to end!"
    Brian Kalver, Morristown, NJ

"Extraordinary performance. Thorougly enjoyed it."
    Audience member, Somerset, NJ

"It was a wonderful evening!   Thanks for providing everyone with a great, fun, spirited evening."
    Lenore Lerner, Event Coordinator, Summit, NJ

"Such a great program!   I was really impressed by TLC's musicality and performance skills.   We laughed all the way home."
    Tom Judd, Madison, NJ

"Very entertaining show.   You guys have such a high rapport with the audience, you get away with even corny humor.   You are all very talented."
    Dan Kahn, Gillette, NJ

"The last time The Loose Canons came, they packed the joint to the point where we had to turn people away."
    The Minstrel, Morristown, NJ

"Thanks so much for adding your special brand of parody and wit to our First Night offerings."
    Lynn Siebert, Artistic Director, First Night Morris

Bookings:  TLCBookings@gmail.com
Questions: TLC@audiovistas.com
       or call: 973-984-3185

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